You're missing out. And I don't mean my blog because really, you ain't missing nothing here (and...cue father + rolling + grave over usage of "ain't". Hey, at least I didn't say fixin'.).
But I digress.
The blog you might be missing is my friend CP's blog - Land of Cotton, (see "My Blog List" on left).
You need to bookmark it right now. I mean it.
Here, let me help: http://nccataline.blog.com/2011/03/28/a-saturday-night-in-dixie/