Guess what? Turns out when you're FU Over Fifty, you can stop shaving your legs and underarms.Which is really great news, because it frees up time to focus on my face - where it appears the hair from balding men all over the world is showing up. That's right - on MY face! Or would that be - my FACE! No, wait - MY FACE!
You know the perfect place to see all those wayward facial hairs? In the car, in direct sunlight. And where, speaking for myself only here, I NEVER HAVE A PAIR OF TWEEZERS. Nor is that the sort of thing you can do as you're, say, sitting in the driveway.